I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Someone shattered a urinal.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I will pee on everything he values.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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