I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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