I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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