Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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