You're so nebulous sometimes
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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