margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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