After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish my penis had a tongue
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
