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(847): View more from Illinois

This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

(847): View more from Illinois

And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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(850): View more from Florida

Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?

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(706): View more from Georgia

I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.

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(512): View more from Texas

We need a plan...

(1-512): View more from Texas

Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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(310): View more from California

Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

It's official drugs can't kill me

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.

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(216): View more from Ohio

SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

(330): View more from Ohio

YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

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(406): View more from Montana

your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster

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