...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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