just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
kristin has been a bad kristin
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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