have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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