never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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