I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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