ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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