What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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