i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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