So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
