I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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