is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have post one night stand depression
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