from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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