How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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