No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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