Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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