My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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