No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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