fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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