Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
dude i'm inner monologue high
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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