He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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