STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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