so explain again why im purple
no
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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