the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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