Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Found the puke drawer
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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