i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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