hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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