with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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