Welp...herpes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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