Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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