I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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