i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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