We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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