I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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