I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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