Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's shark week go big or go home
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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