he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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