Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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