He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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