I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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