In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
