I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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