the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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