In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im holly from the hills drunk
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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