return my video game
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He shit in the fireplace
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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