i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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