Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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