We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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