My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
