They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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