Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
ok first of all what the fuck
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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