We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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