i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
