So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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